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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a flashback episode.

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I'm your dungeon master, Rust More, and Amy moved something and then my face froze.

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I want my character sheet.

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You can't remember who you're playing?

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Also with me today is Amy More.

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Oh my god, yeah, I'm here.

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I'm playing Sullivan Sly, a lightfoot halfling rogue.

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He, him. My pronouns are she, her.

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But this is this is baby Sully.

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And so for your comment, though, on you can't remember what character you're playing.

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No, Russ, because my characters have past and future selves all with different stats.

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And I don't know what's going on half the time.

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Carla, over to you.

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Yeah, I'm Carla.

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And I agree with Amy.

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I'm a she, her.

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And I'm playing Glim, also a she, her.

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And also, guys, flashback episode.

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So Russ is going to try and pull some timey wimey bullshit after I say this.

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But let me just say this flashback means we can't die.

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Yep, that is correct.

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Yeah, that's true.

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I'm going to do all sorts of stupid shit.

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Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into.

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What do you think, Tom?

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Well, thanks, Carla.

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Yeah, I'm Tom.

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He, him.

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I'm playing Moot, who also goes by he, him.

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And now with the weather, back to Russ.

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It's going to rain.

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Did you like that?

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We made you obsolete there.

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No, that was amazing.

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For just like 15 seconds.

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That was good.

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I would like to say that since we've introduced time streams and who knows what happens

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when you go back and affect them, flashbacks could mean you die.

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Who knows?

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Let's find out.

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I knew he was going to say that.

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Oh, it's a safe way to die, though.

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Try it out.

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Because I mean, I know I get to, yeah, play Sully later.

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It's like, maybe it does die.

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Amy's character hasn't died yet, so I'm dabbling.

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Amy's feeling a little left out.

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Like, who knows what happened?

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Give me a close call.

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Give me a death saver, too, guys.

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Like, come on.

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But not three.

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Not three.

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Only two.

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Only two.

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Don't crit.

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That's right.

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Oh, Saffron.

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I don't know if Saffron's mad about me.

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I got a tiny little, like, jar of Saffron for Christmas.

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And I'm, like, deathly afraid to even, like, use it.

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I got some for Christmas too.

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We just bought our first jar.

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And it's like, I mean,

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Saffron is obviously just as exquisite as Saffron.

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So...

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Sure.

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Thanks for being here.

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It's true.

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Because, wow, you're probably too good for us.

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And be careful in the sun.

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Yes.

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Please stay in, like, a room temperature dark place.

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It's for your own good.

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Thank you, Saffron.

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Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And now, fuck it.

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Let's flashback.

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And play.

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Thank you.

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I was wondering if someone was going to do it.

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I feel like you have to.

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How do we know there's a flashback if you don't make wiggly hands?

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Right?

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You got to do it.

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Moog, Glam, and Sully.

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Yours is...

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We should preface this.

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This is a lightest timeline adventure.

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The world has not gotten dark and wild yet.

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But you don't know that that's coming.

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So you live your life carefree.

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And...

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I've got both my eyes.

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You still have a bit of a tragic past.

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But still both your eyes.

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You've been hanging out in Deremar for quite some time.

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And Queen Callicris Borwyn has been sending you on jobs in order to not only earn your keep,

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but you've made yourselves quite...

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Made it known that you're quite adept at taking care of...

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Business working overtime.

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Working nine to five and just getting the job done.

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And you're out on one of these jobs.

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There is a town not too far from Deremar, probably about two or three days' journey,

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that has been...

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Well, there's been some concerning reports that have been coming in

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that a few days before you were tasked to leave,

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refugees of Bonvita began to appear in some of the surrounding areas.

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And some of these refugees descended into cannibalism

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before deforming into a pink slime.

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Now, when the pink slime is touched, people find that they become very ill

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and that they've been quarantined.

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And this pink slime has been, whenever possible, taken and held in a vessel or in a room

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or just trying to stay away.

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Not in like a loving embrace.

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Contained probably was a better word than held gingerly.

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Sweetly.

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With just a sad whisper at the pink slime.

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You're safe here, pink goo.

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And you have been sent to Bonvita to figure out what's going on.

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You come upon the city and it's down in a bit of a valley.

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And as you approach, you see that the city itself,

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there's two intersecting main roads that cut through this town.

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It appears to be in a lake of this pink slime.

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Rooftops of the residents' homes and businesses can be seen.

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And sticking up and out in the center of the town is this tower.

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This tower that comes to a peak.

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It's made and constructed of what looks like metals.

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There's like pipes and tubes that come out and off of it.

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Bulbous compartments and windows that can be seen from a distance.

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And as you observe the area,

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there appears to be what can be described from a distance as vultures swirling around the area.

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Oh geez, well, maybe we just light a match, throw it in, and just call it a day,

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because it looks to be pretty bad.

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I mean, do you think, is anybody alive in there?

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I mean, I wouldn't think so.

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Should we like yell down at them? Like I'm not going in there.

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Well, and if everyone's, I mean, other than the smell that's sure to emanate if we light it on fire,

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I almost think we should just, I mean, I'm kind of with you, Sully.

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Maybe we should just light it on fire.

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Like put some fences around it or something. Make sure it's like, don't go down there.

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I mean, I've got some fire.

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Well, I guess we should, like, hello?

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Yeah, is anybody down there?

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You all scream down and you wait a moment and make a couple calls and there's no call back.

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There's a screech, an odd screech that comes from the vultures, almost mechanical in nature.

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They kind of swoop closer to you and then back towards the tower.

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And as they get closer to you from quite a distance up, you,

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they don't look exactly like natural vultures or natural birds.

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Those birds look fucked up.

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Look at them.

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Those aren't normal birds.

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No, it looks like, I mean, kind of like the tower.

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I'm going to shoot one. I want to take out my bow, my short bow, and I want to shoot one.

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Okay. Yeah.

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One swooping back down and towards you.

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26.

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And your bow goes up and hits into one of them.

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And you see like this spark of energy.

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And the wing gets kind of crippled and it falls down to the ground about 30 or 40 yards from you down in the trees.

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You go over and you see, and it looks like it's, it's got like, it's like these electrical blasts that are coming from it.

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And it's kind of like shorting out.

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And it's very jerky in nature.

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It's stuck on its back.

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Its legs are moving.

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It's got odd, glassy, mechanical eyes.

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I want to look it over.

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Does it say like property of or like ACME?

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Is there a model number on it or?

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Yeah, somewhere we could trace back if found return to.

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Yeah, maybe like a 1-800 number to call.

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If your bird is short.

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Just drop it in any mailbox and it'll get returned to the owner.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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There's a property of the Magi Bonvai.

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You think this Magi thing person lives in the top of that weird ass tower?

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I mean, the town's named after them.

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So I mean, I guess we were wrong.

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This bird maybe is like native to this area.

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Oh, okay.

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I don't know why you just released like, what was there like four of them?

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I think there was at least about six.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, like just six and like circle around this town.

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And I mean, it's kind of way after all this being goose here just seems kind of weird.

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Maybe since I'm feeling so good with my bow and arrow, we can like attach a message to my arrow and I can like shoot it to the top of that tower thing up there.

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Oh, I love that.

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I'm also going to go up to that one that shot down and just like put my face up real close to it just in case they're like watching me.

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And then it, you know, gets all weird.

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And my big dragonborn face gets all fish eye.

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It's your eye.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You do that.

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You're shooting a message.

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You're going to have to write the message.

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Yeah, no problem.

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I got my notebook right here.

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Okay.

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Go for it.

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And this is not my magical notebook where the page, if it's ripped out, you know, becomes blank.

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This is just a normal notebook.

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So I scribble a note on there.

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What would you like it to say?

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Like, who are you?

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Hello?

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Yeah.

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What's happening here?

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You up?

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Do you?

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You.

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Yep.

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That's the one.

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I scratch a hasty you up?

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Question mark.

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And we tie it to the bow.

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You loose your arrow.

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I swear to God, if it comes back with new tower who dis, I'm going to be so mad.

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Oh my God.

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Do we hear like a blood curdling scream?

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Well, I want to hit like the outside of the window.

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So like, you know, in Monty Python, when the prince is at the top of the tower and they're

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shooting the arrows up and back and stuff like that, I want to hit like not a person.

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I'm aiming for the outside of the tower, but a place where they can grab outside of the window.

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I'm making gestures.

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Just a standard mail delivery arrow.

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Exactly.

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Arrow disappears into like cracks into the window and you wait a moment.

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Another moment.

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The vultures kind of just move out of the building and back towards the building.

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It's getting towards dusk at this point.

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And you're standing kind of at the edge of this pink lake in order to be able to reach this tower.

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And it doesn't appear that anybody in, if there is anybody up there, they're not paying attention to your arrow.

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They're not up.

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Disappointing.

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Russ, you said that the pink goo is like up to the rooftops of the regular houses, but those are still visible.

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Yes, the rooftops would be visible.

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There is a good distance from the edge of the lake towards like the first house that you would be able to get to.

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Yeah, because the lake, I imagine, like I'm picturing something pretty large that's like filling this spout.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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And as far as like the tall tower goes, like there are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven visible floors.

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And it looks like the lower archway is open that you can see.

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And the pink slime is like filling into the bottom of this tower.

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And this pink slime, is it inert or is it like oozing?

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Yeah, it appears to be oozing.

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It appears to be like lapping like a wave from a point.

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We're talking some undulation at this point.

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There is some undulation.

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There's movement in it, but it doesn't appear to be conscious.

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It's not like it doesn't appear to be a being that's like a sentient being that's like forming itself to try and reach you or anything like that.

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Is it going to collect a beautiful seashell from the bottom and bring it to me on a wave signifying that I am a chosen one?

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As long as we can avoid anything Disney related.

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Do you take it from the bottom and put it on the top?

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And now we're here.

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Guys, I don't I don't know what to do.

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It's getting late.

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I'm kind of out of ideas.

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I had that one, but two both involved shooting stuff with my arrow.

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I mean, normally it's such a good one that always works for us.

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I mean, I don't want to like try and walk on the pink ooze or anything.

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Oh, no. Yeah, don't do that.

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Getting kind of dark.

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So should we like move away a bit?

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Light fire to the ooze.

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Oh, move away a bit.

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Yeah.

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Or are we ready to move on to the plan of lighting the ooze on fire?

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We need to see what happens.

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What happens?

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I mean, if anybody is under the ooze.

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Like, I don't want to be crass, but they're already dead.

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Or if they're somehow not, maybe this will burn enough ooze off that then they can be free.

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That sounds optimistic.

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I always like to look on the bright side.

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I mean, could we just try and burn like a little bit of it?

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Yeah.

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I want to get like a stick.

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And like swirl it into the ooze and bring it out and be like, yeah, yeah, like this on fire.

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Yeah, let's light this on fire with some magic.

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Do it.

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I produce flame.

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Flame goes up around the pink ooze.

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The stick begins to catch fire.

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The ooze does not, however.

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And the stick burns and snaps to the ground.

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The ooze falls with it and it appears to be undamaged.

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Well, shit.

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Okay.

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So I can think of like one thing that's wrong with the plan.

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Yeah.

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Damn it.

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I really thought that like, you know, we'd get a good night's sleep and then just light it on fire.

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But I don't think that's going to get.

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There's this loud grinding mechanical sound that you begin to hear off.

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Not from the tower, from the village or anything like that, but off and up opposite the direction you approached the village from.

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Sounds like it's coming from over a hill towards you and towards the city.

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Has the ball of pink slime like tried to reabsorb to the mass of pink slime or is it just staying there?

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It's just staying.

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That's a good question.

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Okay.

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I don't love the sound of that.

339
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Yeah, it sounded real crunchy.

340
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Maybe can we retreat into a wood?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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To keep an eye on what comes up.

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You retreat to the forest and you're listening and it sounds like it sounds like like grinding gears, but much more metallic in nature than any carriage or anything like that.

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You've heard and it doesn't take long before you see almost like this spotlight visible from over this from behind this hill.

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And then this this giant white metallic face comes into view as if there's this this this thing rolling up and over this.

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And it's got this long black smooth black metallic body and this face with like painted on big teeth and big eyes that are emitting this light.

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Almost in like this searchlight pattern as it's going now coming back towards the city.

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Who ordered the Uber?

349
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Looks like an uber goober.

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What is this thing?

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It seems scary, right?

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Like, I don't know if it's the teeth or the sound or the but I don't want to be judgmental though.

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Maybe it's very nice.

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I guess let's just see what it does.

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If it rolls in and shoots one of those birds, then we know we've got at least one thing in common.

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You wait for it for a moment and it comes back down towards the town.

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It begins moving like cutting through the center of town, cutting through this slime and back towards kind of the tower.

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And it does like a circle around the tower and then it moves out to the perimeter of the town and just begins circling the perimeter of the town.

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Is it this?

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Very similar.

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I put a picture in Discord.

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Kaowashi from Spirited Away.

363
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Oh, awesome.

364
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This is what I'm imagining.

365
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Oh, that's so funny.

366
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And it's terrifying and awesome.

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Guys, should we try to like talk to that thing or something?

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I mean, it seems like it's maybe protecting the town or...

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Well, it's not doing a very good job.

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I mean, look at it. It's covered in pink slime.

371
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Oh, do you think it's on the side of the pink slime or do you think it's anti-pink slime?

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Does it have any stickers on the back or anything?

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There's only one way to find out.

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Shoot an arrow at it saying, you up?

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Light it on fire?

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Yes to both of those things. Let's do it.

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Come on, let's do it. When was the last time we shot something with an arrow and lit it on fire at the same time?

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What about a flaming arrow?

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Flaming arrow. It's perfect.

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Let's do it. Okay.

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We'll cook up some magical flaming arrows here.

382
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Okay. Okay, shoot it.

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Oh, that wasn't good, you guys. It's a 14. Nope, 13.

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Arrow goes off, falls into there.

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As it hits, the giant machine man turns towards the direction that the arrow came

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and the lights turn to much narrower beams of energy and they begin slicing through the forest towards you.

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Everybody make a dexterity saving throw as these lasers.

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Is this a la Sentinel from the X-Men cartoon from the mid-90s there?

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Similar vibe, yeah.

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Okay, I'm into it.

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19.

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17.

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I do a backslip.

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Three.

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I'm very large.

396
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Yeah, that's true.

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Okay, so Sully and Moot are gone. Glim's standing there like, the fuck, guys?

398
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We're the ones who caused this shit and we're like, bro?

399
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Sully shot it and ran and didn't wait to see.

400
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No, immediately ran.

401
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Glim's going to take 10.

402
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Ten, that's like a third of the hit points.

403
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At this stage of the game?

404
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Shit, son. That's okay. We can't die, technically.

405
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It's a giant machine man with laser eyes. Like, come on, you know?

406
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Yeah, I mean, fair enough.

407
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You just have to feed it.

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Ten, we're going to call it lightning damage because that's the closest approximation we have to lasers in this world.

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And then you scatter behind your friends there as your clothes and everything are singed.

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It seems to have a beat on your location and it is beginning to move straight towards you.

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Wait, halt!

412
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Where are you saying that from?

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To the guy from behind the tree.

414
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Wait, it doesn't halt. It's still coming towards you.

415
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Excuse me, machine man.

416
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It continues towards you. And make a dexterity saving throw as your tree is lit up.

417
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Oh, fuck me.

418
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Is that for everyone or just for Amy?

419
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Did you go with Sully or did you scatter to a different location?

420
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I did go with Sully, that is true.

421
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Okay, then you too.

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Nine.

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Eighteen.

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How? Because you didn't roll a two, I'm guessing.

425
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No, it was significantly better than that.

426
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Sully, you're going to take nine lightning damage.

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Can I try and breath weapon it?

428
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Yep, it's coming towards you. It is...

429
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It needs to make a dex save.

430
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Can it even? It's a machine.

431
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Right.

432
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It's moving towards you. It's not going to try to get away.

433
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Then it's going to take six fire damage.

434
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Uh-huh.

435
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
You should just make it hot metal.

436
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Maybe I didn't describe this machine man very well.

437
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
I'm just imagining a big cone.

438
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Guys, I had such a good idea and then I realized that it was for level 20 Sully that that idea would have been applicable.

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I know, I was just scrolling through things like, oh yeah, I can't do any of this shit.

440
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000
There's the tower. There's the machine man.

441
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He's very large.

442
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
I didn't know he was like 30 feet tall.

443
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Jesus Christ, I want to shot him anyway.

444
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
I thought he was like this.

445
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000
I thought it was just like a big person.

446
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Little Dalek or whatever.

447
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Damn it, now I'm over here less a third of my hip points.

448
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Well, I thought maybe I missed something somewhere, but I said he cut through the pink slime.

449
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I guess I was picturing like Moses.

450
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Yeah.

451
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Parted, so my mistake.

452
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This machine is 30, at least 30 feet tall.

453
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Okay.

454
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As it gets closer, you realize how big it actually is as you jump out to see.

455
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Guys, when I looked at it from far away, it was like two of my fingers just held out like that and I could squish it.

456
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
I thought it was so small and then now it's so big.

457
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Oh gosh, perspective, right?

458
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,000
And if we wouldn't have had that 20 minute nap while it was so far away to be so small.

459
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000
I know, we really made a lot of bad decisions.

460
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Well, let's get the fuck out of here because I'm still fighting this goddamn thing.

461
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Run!

462
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Okay, everybody runs.

463
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:28,000
You're just running straight away from the village or you're running sideways to a different point in the village.

464
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What's the mode here?

465
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Well, there is no in the village.

466
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I'm zigging and zagging.

467
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Yeah, exactly.

468
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Okay, everybody's zigzagging, serpentine, to try and lose him.

469
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You weave through the trees and you appear to, after a few minutes, lose.

470
00:24:45,000 --> 00:25:00,000
It loses the trail and it begins just moving its spotlights through the trees as it's trying to find the thing that it was trying to kill before until it turns and begins to move back towards the village.

471
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Okay, so here's what I think we should do.

472
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:09,000
We should probably watch that giant fucking machine thing because it was doing something before we interrupted it so rudely.

473
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
That was on us.

474
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
I thought it was smaller.

475
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I was so impressed you were able to shoot that far.

476
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Yeah, but then again, the target was huge.

477
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:25,000
It becomes a little bit less impressive when you realize it's like a huge barn size.

478
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It's pretty much like a building.

479
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000
But maybe if we watch it for a while, we'll see what it's going after.

480
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Oh, okay.

481
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
And then we should see, like, what are the birds doing?

482
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,000
It's a bit hard, dark, running away from, but, you know, seems like creatures going back now.

483
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
And what are the birds?

484
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Birds continue to circle.

485
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Machine Man doesn't seem to be paying any noticeable attention to them.

486
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
How far away are we from Machine Man?

487
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Are we just casually observing him?

488
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
You've lost him through the trees.

489
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000
I keep moving my hands like you went different directions, but I assume you went the same direction.

490
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
We probably went the same direction.

491
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
If you could make your gestures.

492
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Exactly.

493
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Like that.

494
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
That is better.

495
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Thank you.

496
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Everybody's together, always together, moving in unison.

497
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000
It tried to follow you for a brief time.

498
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
You lost it, or it lost you rather.

499
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:25,000
It proceeded to try to find you before turning back to the village whence it came.

500
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,000
So, it's moving back towards the village currently.

501
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
We can say that it hasn't quite made the pink slime.

502
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000
If you want to try and do something with the Machine Man.

503
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:41,000
I think I just want to take a quick look without bothering it and stuff.

504
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
It's a trap door on it.

505
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
There's got to be someone inside there, right?

506
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000
This isn't like a living thing.

507
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:57,000
I sneak up and from a distance I want to investigate this.

508
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Go for it.

509
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:06,000
From a distance, you're looking at the Machine Man for some sort of entry.

510
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
19.

511
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Okay.

512
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:15,000
God is watching.

513
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Sorry, go on.

514
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:26,000
From the tree line, you see with reasonable amount of time to be able to make it to the Machine Man before he begins going back into the pink slime.

515
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:33,000
You see that there is an access panel or an access hatch on the rear side of the Machine Man.

516
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Guys, it's got a butt flap on the back.

517
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
What if one of us is...

518
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000
I think it's an exhaust port.

519
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Well, it seems maybe.

520
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I don't know anything about this kind of stuff.

521
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
It sounds really technical, Moot.

522
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
But I will have to defer.

523
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Do you want to climb up its exhaust port?

524
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
I mean, wouldn't be the first time.

525
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
So many questions for you.

526
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,000
You know, you spend time and so much time with people.

527
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
But like, how much do you really know?

528
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
So up the butt then.

529
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Yeah, for sure.

530
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
I mean, I don't feel like we have any other choice.

531
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
We can't take it on any other way.

532
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
It's enormous.

533
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Maybe it can take us safely through the slime.

534
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
You're right.

535
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Should we wait and watch where it goes again?

536
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Or maybe you guys remember better.

537
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
No, because I didn't know it was 30 feet tall.

538
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
You neither.

539
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
It goes through the village.

540
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
You watched it long enough.

541
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,000
It goes through the village and then moves around the perimeter before going through the village again.

542
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
The main roads and then around in the perimeter.

543
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
But it doesn't go to the tower?

544
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Well, the tower is in the center of town.

545
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000
So as it passes through the town, it passes by the tower.

546
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Doesn't seem to dock or port, but does pass by.

547
00:28:53,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I always said that I wanted to go up the butt of a weird metal man into a lake of pink goo to a weird phallic tower in the middle.

548
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
So I guess like.

549
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Is that in your book too?

550
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
We may as well.

551
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
That's an oddly specific one.

552
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Yeah.

553
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I just feel like it's maybe meant to be.

554
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Well, you could just say sounds cool.

555
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Let's do it.

556
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
It doesn't always have to be like a destiny thing.

557
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Well, it's my destiny.

558
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Yeah.

559
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
I see.

560
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Destiny to go up a robot's ass.

561
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
OK, you're right.

562
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
You're right.

563
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
It looks big enough for all of us.

564
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
I think it'd be like, let's just do it.

565
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Yeah, we're thinking about it too much.

566
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Let's just go up it.

567
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Yeah, let's just jump in.

568
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
All right.

569
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Everybody make a stealth check as you approach the butt.

570
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
God is watching.

571
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I said, brr, it's cold in here.

572
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,000
There must be some metal coming to your ears.

573
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Owe, owe, owe.

574
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
That was really good.

575
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
That was so good.

576
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
It was really good.

577
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Thank you.

578
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Wow.

579
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
I thought it was going to be good.

580
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I thought it was going to be good just without the second line changing.

581
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
I thought it was going to be fun.

582
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
But you really home run.

583
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Thank you.

584
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
And the spirit fingers.

585
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Oh.

586
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Wow.

587
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
It was so good.

588
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
I'm tired.

589
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
You guys take it away.

590
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Yeah, you know, you did a really good job.

591
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Next month, you know what?

592
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
It comes out again.

593
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Facing Fate, Cthulhu, season two.

594
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
And I say that again because there was a season one.

595
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,000
So it's not like we're re-releasing season one as season two.

596
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
It's a whole new season.

597
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
It's a whole new thing.

598
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000
New characters, new scary adventures.

599
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Special guest person as well all season.

600
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Special guest or special cast member.

601
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Special main cast member.

602
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Special recurring cast member.

603
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Kyle Klassitz there, yeah.

604
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
And he does awesome.

605
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Everyone does awesome.

606
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
It's very fun.

607
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
I say fun.

608
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
It's scary.

609
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
It was spooky.

610
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Terrifying.

611
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Very scary.

612
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:07,000
And Facing Fate is our award winningest show that we want you to go listen to at FacingFate.com or search for Facing Fate in your favorite podcast app.

613
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
It's our best kept secret that we don't actually want to keep secret.

614
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
No, we want you to know.

615
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Please share it out to us.

616
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Tell the world.

617
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:23,000
There's many seasons and they're short and the episodes are pretty short and it's scary and Russ, they sound incredible.

618
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
They sound so good.

619
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
And it's improv so we create the story as we go.

620
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
All the time.

621
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Because if you like our dungeon shtick where we do that, we do it there too.

622
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
We do it there too.

623
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
It's just a little more polished.

624
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
A little more polished.

625
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
A little more like you're listening to one of those audio dramas.

626
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Oh my gosh, right?

627
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
The scripted ones where we can't script.

628
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
They're all the rage these days.

629
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
That's right.

630
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
They're scripted.

631
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Ours isn't.

632
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,000
The four of us collectively can't write things down to save our lives.

633
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
No, no.

634
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
So improv is the way to go.

635
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Facing Fate Cthulhu Season 2 starts up on Monday, October 3rd.

636
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
There I said it out loud.

637
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
It has to happen.

638
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh boy, now it has to happen.

639
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Check it out.

640
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Let us know what you think.

641
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
October 31st.

642
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
It's just one long episode.

643
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
We put it all together.

644
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
That's right.

645
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
After October, some scary things come into your ears.

646
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Go listen to it.

647
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Thank you.

648
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Okay.

649
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Back to your episode.

650
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Bye.

651
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Oh, 23.

652
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Oh, I have advantage on stealth.

653
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
You have advantage on stealth?

654
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
When did that happen?

655
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
What gives me advantage on stealth?

656
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Maybe that cloak of mine.

657
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Oh, maybe the bat.

658
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
I go bat now.

659
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
17.

660
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
And Mr. Advantage?

661
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
The advantage was a nat 20, actually.

662
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
All right.

663
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
I am.

664
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
You have done this before.

665
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
That's right.

666
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
We follow your lead, sir.

667
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
The dice tell the truth, is what they do.

668
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000
You move through the shadows and towards the giant machine man.

669
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
We see you so smoothly.

670
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Big crank, but it goes like butter.

671
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000
And then you open it to climb inside with a little...

672
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000
The machine man turns around at that sound, but you're already inside.

673
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,000
He turns around at the sound, so there wasn't an alarm that went off or something?

674
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Nope.

675
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Good.

676
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
And what do we see?

677
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000
So inside there are pipes.

678
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
There are steam valves going.

679
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Is there an organ?

680
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
There are gears running.

681
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
There's an organ in one corner.

682
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
And a ladder that goes straight up.

683
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:35,000
There appear to be different levels where, as you ascend, different mechanical points,

684
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
access points.

685
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:46,000
And it goes right up to presumably the top, where you can see there's just this big head of

686
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:51,000
a large light creating source, like nothing you've ever seen, for the eyes.

687
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:59,000
This big machine that looks like could have explained the electric blasts that came from it.

688
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
But no person.

689
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
And no controls, it looks like.

690
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,000
It appears to be self-controlled, as far as you can tell.

691
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Getting up to the top there, there is another access port at the top as well.

692
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Well, I mean, Mood, I defer to your expertise, but I would suggest we just go up the ladder

693
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000
and then maybe we can open that other one when we get close and then like get in that tower.

694
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Oh yeah.

695
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Yeah, like maybe it'll be like a big jump or maybe there will be like a little station we can just walk onto.

696
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Who knows?

697
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Maybe we can press all the buttons.

698
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Oh, I think we have to.

699
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Turn all the cranks.

700
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yes, as we go up the ladder.

701
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Just like grab anything, do anything.

702
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Oh yeah.

703
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
I love it.

704
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
As you go up the ladder, you are turning all the cranks, all the buttons that you can find,

705
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
doing all of that.

706
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Are you doing it as you get close to the tower so that you can make a jump?

707
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Well yeah, I think the thing is like maybe we slow it down.

708
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Sure, okay.

709
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Or stop it completely or find a way that we can control it.

710
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
And now we're the giant machine monster.

711
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Perfect. Love it.

712
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Steam is going.

713
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Lasers.

714
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
You push that button again by accident.

715
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Turn that off.

716
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Lights are flashing on and off like hazards now.

717
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:29,000
It begins spinning on the spot until you finally like just find how it slows down.

718
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
The hazards are still going.

719
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000
And you come out the top.

720
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Who goes up first?

721
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I'll go up first.

722
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,000
You go up first.

723
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
And you climb up out on top.

724
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
And you look to the left.

725
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
You see the village out before you.

726
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
You look to the right.

727
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
You see Hillop sitting there.

728
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Hey guys.

729
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Oh Jesus.

730
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
What's up there?

731
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I'm still pressing buttons.

732
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
It's our friend Hillop.

733
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Yeah, hey you guys.

734
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Sorry, I was supposed to meet you guys here so that you weren't adventuring alone.

735
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000
There's three of us, Hillop, we're never alone.

736
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Okay, so is that I wasn't alone.

737
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way down here.

738
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Queen Catechrist said you was out here and I maybe thought I could help.

739
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000
And then I got swept away by this machine man with a hole in his butt.

740
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000
And well now I'm here.

741
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
So come on up.

742
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000
There's lots of roomy who just kind of cruise around town.

743
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Hold on a second.

744
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
You were out here the whole time when they were shooting lasers at us?

745
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
I didn't know they were shooting lasers at you.

746
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
I didn't see you guys from down there.

747
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
There was big lasers.

748
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
I was hiding.

749
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
So I didn't...

750
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
The vultures, I mean they were swirling.

751
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
They weren't really swarming trying to get me.

752
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I mean I could have reached out.

753
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Maybe one of them would have taken me away.

754
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
So you've just been like hanging out here?

755
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
For how long?

756
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Well I mean over the hill and far away to grandmother's house we went.

757
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Got family in the region?

758
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Yeah, we are from near here.

759
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
You're from near here.

760
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
You're from near here?

761
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
And you said we, do you mean you and this giant robot?

762
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Are you guys together?

763
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Well in spatially reasonings, yes.

764
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
We are together.

765
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I am on top of the robot.

766
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:35,000
I am bound to the robot because there was a lock on the door and I could not get back down.

767
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:46,000
So if you've been up here for a while, have you sussed out how we can like...

768
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
We're married now.

769
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,000
In the robot's culture that is a commitment ceremony.

770
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
We're bound together.

771
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Turns out they realize they could not live without one another.

772
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Sorry Glyn, you had a question.

773
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Sorry.

774
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Sorry was laughing so hard.

775
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Have you like sussed out a way for us to get to the tower?

776
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Or have you gone past the tower and seen what's in there?

777
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Like what's the story?

778
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Oh well there was some cool lights happening up on one of the higher up,

779
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:26,000
not quite the high up one where there was this arrow with a smash into the light

780
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
and then there was a little bit of a flame.

781
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,000
But then the flame went out because wood burns and eventually stops burning

782
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
and then it kind of just fell.

783
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
But then there was lights on the lower one there.

784
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000
The vultures seemed like they could be very strong.

785
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
They could fly us over.

786
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
That might be cool to try.

787
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000
But maybe if we have a rope we could like...

788
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Okay hold on. So you said that there's lights?

789
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Is it like a rave?

790
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Well it's like...

791
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000
And then it's very bright and then there's another light.

792
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000
So the lights have yet to kind of diminish and then there's another light and another light

793
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
and you can't quite see it because it's a little higher up

794
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,000
The mountain man, the machine man who crawls through the mountains.

795
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I call him a mountain man.

796
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Of course you do.

797
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I found this manual inside.

798
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000
It says his name is Gilevo.

799
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Gilevo.

800
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
G-U-I-L-E-V-O.

801
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Gilevo.

802
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Gilevo the machine man.

803
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Okay.

804
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
So back to the rave.

805
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
What kind of music did you hear coming from the tower?

806
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I said I saw lights.

807
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Maybe there was music?

808
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
I guess I extrapolated.

809
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Oh it's kind of a bassy beat.

810
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Okay. I mean great.

811
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Yeah. Yeah.

812
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
So it's cool. There's a party happened. There's a party going on up here.

813
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Russ has a mountain man.

814
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Lover of Gilevo.

815
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Can you run me through that spelling one more time?

816
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
G-U-I-L-E-V-O.

817
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Oh that is actually for the first time ever.

818
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
I wrote it correctly.

819
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
He has stopped moving now.

820
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Sure.

821
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
And are we near the tower?

822
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Yeah. Absolutely.

823
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Why not?

824
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
He's docked to his charging station at the base of the tower currently.

825
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Stupid me printing off two sheets.

826
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Foolish. Foolish Russ.

827
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
So do we want to try to...

828
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Sully you're small. Maybe the vultures can carry you up there.

829
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
We can maybe befriend them.

830
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
I killed one of their brothers so I don't think that's going to work.

831
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Why did you kill one of their brothers?

832
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I wanted to see what was inside of it.

833
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Well we wanted to know what was going on.

834
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,000
That sounds really psychopathic once I see it out loud you guys.

835
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Sully you have problems.

836
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Well you know I'll journal about it later.

837
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Okay sorry. Everybody else ask your questions now?

838
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
A question for Russ.

839
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Aren't the vultures enormous?

840
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Because I also did not get that.

841
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
No I thought they were vulture sized.

842
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
No I thought they were regular sized.

843
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
They are the most...

844
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Which I don't like to hear Associated Press.

845
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Question for Russ.

846
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
The one you shot down was mostly regular sized.

847
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Perhaps a little bit larger than mostly regular sized but not like...

848
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Vultures are pretty big anyway.

849
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
They're pretty big.

850
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
But not like...

851
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I don't look at it and I go, that can carry a fulgro man.

852
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Not the mistaken 30 foot tall machine man.

853
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
So Hillip's full of shit.

854
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Well I mean I don't know how cyborg robot artifact...

855
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
That's true. They could be extra strong.

856
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000
They don't have hollow bones. You're right.

857
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
They were fun.

858
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I don't know. It's only one way to find out.

859
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I don't want to kill another one Amari.

860
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Don't kill one. Call it and make it your friend.

861
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Go ahead. Call it. Hillip call it.

862
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Kaka! Kaka!

863
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,000
I mean could we just like shoot an arrow with a rope and just like...

864
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Yeah we could just shoot a rope over there.

865
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
You want to go...

866
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Put a woop woop woop grappling hook.

867
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Woop woop woop.

868
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yeah. See it's when Glim says it's a good idea.

869
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
When Hillip says it's like, holy shit you've been up here for days.

870
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
You're probably sun stroked.

871
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I think you've been up here for an hour.

872
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I'll be honest Hillip. I have a hard time following you sometimes.

873
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Me too Moot. Me too.

874
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Okay so are we going to like repel into the phallic building?

875
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
We went up the butt. Are we going to slide down the shaft?

876
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I think we have to. What else are we going to do? We can't stay here.

877
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I've never heard of a better reason.

878
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Yeah I guess we have to.

879
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
What else are we going to do?

880
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Well we're both here.

881
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
We started this thing and now it's time to proceed.

882
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,000
My uber comes in 20 minutes.

883
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Time to kill.

884
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
You're shooting a rope over...

885
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Well I guess like grappling hook you know.

886
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Do you have a grappling hook?

887
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I mean sure I do. It's in my adventurer's pack.

888
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
We have adventurer packs. I'm sure we have that.

889
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
See Tom and I both just said the same words.

890
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I don't think I have an adventurer pack so I'm going to...

891
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,000
We independently came to the same conclusion therefore it must be true.

892
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,000
I have like a thief pack or like it's like you've got...

893
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
You've got a rope, a hempen rope 50 feet.

894
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
What is it? Occam's razor? The most probable explanation is the correct one?

895
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Yeah the most simple explanation.

896
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
You've got a scroll of color spray.

897
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Hey mind your business.

898
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Remember when I asked you if I had this?

899
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I didn't mean read my shit.

900
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I saw the little flask.

901
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Sure you do.

902
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Get out of here.

903
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I wish I had my ball bearings back.

904
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
I also have a fairy tale book.

905
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
You at no point have purchased ball...

906
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
You know that's a like readily available...

907
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I said I wish I had it back and I just haven't had the time to fully delve into the shopping experience recently.

908
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Okay? Just get off my back.

909
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Well last time we went shopping we bought a bunch of pirate shit.

910
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
That's not true. I guess ball bearings could have been...

911
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000
I completely forgot I was wearing master's hand wraps you guys.

912
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Fuck.

913
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
They make your punches better don't they?

914
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
They make my punches better.

915
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
That was my hillup.

916
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
It's pretty good.

917
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,000
It's just for my unarmored... unarmored... unarmored cast.

918
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Unarmored... unarmored cast.

919
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Kristoff Waltz joined the call everyone.

920
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Oh well yeah I never punch people so this is like a...

921
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Well now we're just reading character sheets.

922
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Okay so who's...

923
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Well hold on.

924
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Is that not what this was?

925
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
If you can believe that I have a grappling hook...

926
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I believe that.

927
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
100%.

928
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Dudes you can tell me whatever you want that's on your character sheet.

929
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Russ has to trick us into playing a one shot so we'll read our character sheets.

930
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
This is... oh I see.

931
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
This is like when I get my kids to do math games.

932
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Right?

933
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Fuck.

934
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Oh this is so... wait a minute this is just math.

935
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
This is just fucking math.

936
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
This is more you tricky bitch.

937
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
A grappling hook.

938
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000
I throw to try to...

939
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Oh I was going to like give you a gun but that's okay we can throw it.

940
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Oh.

941
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
It could go into my short bow.

942
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
A battling hook.

943
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah I don't have that kind of weapon but if somebody had like a...

944
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Moot's got magic.

945
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Yeah.

946
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
I do.

947
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Oh hey.

948
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Hey Moot.

949
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Couldn't you just...

950
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,000
The grappling hook over and just like hook it in a good spot.

951
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
You want me to go bat now?

952
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Oh I thought you were going to use your special hand.

953
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Yeah your special hand.

954
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Oh okay yeah okay let's do that.

955
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,000
I'll save the bat thing for if I need it later.

956
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Yeah.

957
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
So yeah.

958
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
It might be a costume rave like you might need it.

959
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Might be.

960
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Yeah I mean there could be a litany of reasons I might need it.

961
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,000
So it's just we want to just hang on to it for the big reveal.

962
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Yeah so I cast Mesh Hand and take this over.

963
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Perfect.

964
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Alright so...

965
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
You are...

966
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:27,000
You could go to the third or the fourth floor or anything below.

967
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
You probably couldn't reach much higher than that.

968
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Again as I said one two three four five six seven.

969
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
There are seven floors.

970
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Let's not go below and we're going to just have to do stairs.

971
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
The sixth floor.

972
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Okay so let's just go as high as we can.

973
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Even fake Amy.

974
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Fourth floor.

975
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Imaginary Amy character doesn't want to do stairs.

976
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
No.

977
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Mesh Hand goes craps grappling hook or hooks grappling hook rather because you don't rap it.

978
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
You hook it.

979
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
You could rap while you do it.

980
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Yep.

981
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Whoa.

982
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Okay give me the Mesh Hand rap Tom go.

983
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
I refuse.

984
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Play the game Tom yes and.

985
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
You can just say in West Philadelphia born and raised and then it's done.

986
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
And then something grappling hook.

987
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah.

988
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
My name is Purple Hand and I'm here to say.

989
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Why did you use purple?

990
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Nothing rhymes with purple.

991
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Well actually it would be rhyming to hand.

992
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Karla's great with rhymes.

993
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
She's like orange and purple.

994
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Fuck.

995
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Okay.

996
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
You tie it off on the one side.

997
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:41,000
You're climbing because you've decided to go to the fourth floor so it's up.

998
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Yep.

999
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Easier than stairs.

1000
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Well I mean Sully you can just hit like I'm happy to have your weight also.

1001
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Well you know what I sit on your back when you do push ups and stuff like that so I mean it's practically the same thing.

1002
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I mean you'd be doing me a favor.

1003
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
You're welcome.

1004
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Let's make it a little bit challenging.

1005
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Right.

1006
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Do you want me to say like slightly negative things to you while you're doing it so you're like no I am a bad ass bitch.

1007
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I don't really need a lot of encouragement to like believe I'm a bad ass bitch so I mean if that would make you feel better.

1008
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
No that's fine.

1009
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I'm not going to.

1010
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
No I'm not going to nag you.

1011
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
It's okay.

1012
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Okay.

1013
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Okay.

1014
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Why don't you say encouraging.

1015
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Sully's the pick up artist guy.

1016
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Why don't you say encouraging things to Moot and Hillup in case they like.

1017
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Yeah we are going to do this good.

1018
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Yeah we're going to make it across the rope not worried about falling in the pink hoop.

1019
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Okay let's go.

1020
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Hillup you get up here you get a baguette man.

1021
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I can smell them.

1022
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
They got baguettes up here.

1023
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
You can smell.

1024
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I can't.

1025
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I've been up here for.

1026
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
You're going to have to go a little faster.

1027
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
He's getting anxious down there.

1028
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I'm imagining it's Glim first.

1029
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Sure.

1030
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000
But I am 100 percent facing down.

1031
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Because I'm talking to Moot and Hillup down there.

1032
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
So I'm like.

1033
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
You're face to face.

1034
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Is that.

1035
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
No no no.

1036
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
You're riding it like that.

1037
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
No no no.

1038
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Reverse backpack.

1039
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,000
No like I'm like face to ass for her like or face to tail I suppose.

1040
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Sure.

1041
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Okay.

1042
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
And then so that I can look down at the guys and be like you're doing a great

1043
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
job.

1044
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Oh I see.

1045
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Okay got it.

1046
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Yep.

1047
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
You know the way that you would like.

1048
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
You don't want to think too hard about how they got into that position because

1049
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
it seems completely.

1050
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Fair.

1051
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
You know what.

1052
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Fuck.

1053
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
There's nothing happening.

1054
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
It's you know it's slow and steady wins the race.

1055
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Everybody's making it across.

1056
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Except Glim got there first so she won the race.

1057
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I mean.

1058
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Moot.

1059
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
What's Moot's strength.

1060
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Like well how are we.

1061
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Moot's strength is he's got a plus one.

1062
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
He's got a 13.

1063
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Okay so not bad.

1064
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000
What about Hillup.

1065
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
What kind of strength stats.

1066
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I mean he does.

1067
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Noodle armed Hillup.

1068
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
He does co-run a chain of Zumba studios.

1069
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
He's all legs.

1070
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
So he should be fit.

1071
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
He's in those Zumbas.

1072
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000
It just kind of moves his arms around.

1073
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
They don't actually do anything.

1074
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Unfortunate.

1075
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Yeah so he's just kind of like dead armed.

1076
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Just trying to move like one hand.

1077
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Like one hand.

1078
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
And then one hand.

1079
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
And then one hand.

1080
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
I imagine he's doing some really weird legwork.

1081
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Like he is plieing.

1082
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Grabbing.

1083
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Yep.

1084
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,000
The rope with his clenched like soles of his feet.

1085
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
And then pushing himself up like that.

1086
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Kind of like inchworm style.

1087
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yes thank you.

1088
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Yes.

1089
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Exactly what's happening.

1090
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Wow.

1091
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
That's really weird Hillup.

1092
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
It's working for you though.

1093
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Go for it.

1094
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Yeah.

1095
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,000
We should add this into Baja Maniac's Haeglim.

1096
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
This would be really good.

1097
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Like this inchworm thing.

1098
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
We can talk about it later.

1099
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
It's okay.

1100
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
We're almost there.

1101
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Let's put a pin in that for a business meeting.

1102
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Put a pin in it?

1103
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Later.

1104
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Okay.

1105
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,000
I don't know what that meant.

1106
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000
That's an inside joke you guys have that.

1107
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Glim forgets.

1108
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Glim does an inside joke.

1109
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Glim you're first to make it up.

1110
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
You're going to toss Sully up.

1111
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,000
There's a bit of like a balcony we'll say.

1112
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:11,000
You make it up onto the balcony and there's a big glass wall that you can see through

1113
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
a doorway that you can get in.

1114
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Moot and Hillup also make it up on onto here.

1115
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:26,000
You look through this glass and proceed towards the door and you see lots of mechanical

1116
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:31,000
what looks it looks like a workshop inside but also there's a couple different dim

1117
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,000
glowing lights on either side of this.

1118
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:42,000
And as you get closer and kind of just clean the glass before you enter one looks

1119
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:52,000
like at least it's an image but it looks like a deep black starry sky.

1120
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:58,000
It's illuminated by this kind of yellow light around the perimeter kind of like

1121
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
a big hula hoop.

1122
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:10,000
And on the other side there is a what looks to be another mechanical device.

1123
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Everybody make an arcana check so I can stop using fake bullshit.

1124
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Everybody.

1125
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Five.

1126
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Twelve.

1127
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Nineteen.

1128
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Moot you recognize these as portals immediately from seeing them through this.

1129
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,000
So the first portal looks like a black starry night sky.

1130
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:38,000
The other portal looks to be like on the back of some sort of device that is

1131
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:46,000
what could only be described as looking down at the planet which in and of itself

1132
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,000
make a make a wisdom saving throw.

1133
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Minus one.

1134
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Fuck.

1135
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Fourteen.

1136
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Fifteen.

1137
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Twelve.

1138
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Shakes all of you a little bit when you see that because that's not an

1139
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
image that even you've seen these weird bullshit monsters and stuff but

1140
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:09,000
looking down on it's hard to comprehend at first but then as you kind of

1141
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,000
realize what it is you're looking down through this portal at the earth from

1142
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
space.

1143
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Hold on.

1144
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
I'm not shook.

1145
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
I think I don't even know these are portals.

1146
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
They could just be pretty pictures.

1147
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
OK.

1148
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Then you're not shook.

1149
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
I'm not shooketh.

1150
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Can't shakeeth me.

1151
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Moot you're shooketh.

1152
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
I'm shook.

1153
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
All right.

1154
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Sky has got Moot shook with its.

1155
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Lost it already.

1156
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Sorry guys.

1157
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
I'm so sleepy.

1158
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
It's OK.

1159
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Lost it already.

1160
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 133 starring Amy More as Sully,

1161
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Carla Maxdead as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot and Russ More as your

1162
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Dungeon Master.

1163
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Editing by Russ More.

1164
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound, Artlist and Kavin

1165
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Cloud and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

1166
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
A huge thank you to our supporting producers.

1167
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Gabriel Lynch.

1168
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
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1169
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Kat Waterflame.

1170
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
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1171
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
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1172
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Craig Zeiss.

1173
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
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1174
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
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1175
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
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1176
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
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1178
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
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1179
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
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1180
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000
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1181
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
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1182
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
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1193
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1194
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